Joss Whedon is hosting a contest to join the Evil League of Evil. *
Go see my application.
I sing!
And my hair is an awesome mess and my makeup is amazing. Love me.
Leave comments on YouTube so I look popular! 
And forward it to your friends (so I look popular)!
* If you don’t know anything about Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, it is the guerrilla webcast brainchild of Joss Whedon [creator of Buffy and Firefly], starring Neil Patrick Harris [you know...the fellow who played Doogie Howser].
Greetings Captain PrettyPants,
I, too, wish to strip the world of sickly sweet happiness. My heinous plan is to make the whole world blue, one water main at a time. We should join forces. (Watch my Evil League of Evil application video for more details)